Chimps, Good. Gorillas, Bad...
(Note: It is 2:58 a.m. I just now woke up from a very sound sleep, with this ENTIRE blog already written in my head, outta nowhere. I'm writing it out while I still remember it).
Everything I needed to learn in Life, can be learned by watching the original 'Planet Of The Apes' movie. In no particular order of importance:
1. On a long trip, hope that things go well, but be ready for problems to occur. Plan ahead! (Spaceship crashes onto Ape Planet, but the astronauts only have a few provisions to sustain them?).
2. Frontal Lobotomy's are never a good thing. (Well, duh).
3. Sometimes, it's better to keep your mouth shut. (Don't let the Apes know that you can talk. For consequences, refer to Rule #2).
4. When you do speak, make it memorable. ("Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Ape!").
5. It's always good to have smart friends. (Cornelius & Zira).
6. Never judge a person's intelligence or worth, by the clothes they wear. (Taylor spent most of the movie in torn, dirty rags).
7. Sometimes, it's good to vent! ("It's a madhouse!! A madhouse!!!").
8. In general, any woman named 'Nova' will be attractive. (Well, duh).
9. Women who ride horses are good to find. (See Rule #8).
10. A warm, relaxing shower is good! Being sprayed down by a high pressure water hose... not so good! (Taylor captive in the cage).
11. Use common sense. (If a place is called 'The Forbidden Zone', it's called that for a good reason).
12. The Government knows more than they are willing to tell you. (Dr. Zaius knew all along about Man's previous superiority, and the real reason for The Forbidden Zone).
13. Things aren't always as they appear, & not all changes are good ones. (An ocean-side ride on horseback along a secluded beach, with a fully loaded rifle, all the time in the world, no particular place to go, and a woman named Nova... good! Discovering that you're really in New York City... not so good!).
14. Chimps, good. Gorillas, bad. (Well, duh).
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Question: Did someone spike your banana juice, there Tarzan, or do you need a social life??? Who writes ANYTHING at 3:OO am??? Besides, some gorillas are cool....take for example, King Kong...you gotta love a gorilla that can play smashmouth with a Japanese Lizard and win! Cheetah trusted his ape cousins...so should you! 8)
ReplyDeletei agree with the last comment to your latest blog.......spiked banana juice? probably not your problem.....cause if that was the case, would your blog really have been a run down of "planet of the apes?" if you answer yes to this question..then its perfectly clear that your real problem is... lack of a social life lol which leads me to my next question....who in their right mind actually dreams of "planets of the apes" and admits it? lol its ok i still luv ya :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! you'd better hope i don't dream about the sequels :-P
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